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 cals and be instrumental to utensilise, help our Jakeline sisters
 clean out the hogshole and generally ginger things up. Meliorism
 in massquantities, raffling receipts and sharing sweepstakes till
 navel, spokes and felloes hum like hymn. Burn only what's Irish,
 accepting their coals. You will soothe the cokeblack bile that's
 Anglia's and touch Armourican's iron core. Write me your
 essayes, my vocational scholars, but corsorily, dipping your
 nose in it, for Henrietta's sake,on mortinatality in the life of
 jewries and the sludge of King Haarington's at its height, running
 boulevards over the whole of it. I'd write it all by mownself if
 I only had here of my jolly young watermen. Bear in mind, by
 Michael, all the provincial's bananas peels and elacock eggs mak-
 ing drawadust jubilee along Henry, Moore, Earl and Talbot
 Streets. Luke at all the memmer manning he's dung for the pray
 of birds, our priest-mayor-king-merchant, strewing the Castle-
 knock Road and drawing manure upon it till the first glimpse of
 Wales and from Ballses Breach Harshoe up to Dumping's Corner
 with the Mirist fathers' brothers eleven versus White Friars out
 on a [[rogation]] stag party. Compare them caponchin trowlers
 with the Bridge of Belches in Fairview, noreast Dublin's favourite
 souwest wateringplatz and ump as you lump it. What do you
 mean by Jno Citizen and how do you think of Jas Pagan?
 Compost liffe in Dufblin by Pierce Egan with the baugh in
 Baughkley of [[Fino Ralli]]. Explain why there is such a number
 of orders of religion in Asea! Why such an order number in
 preference to any other number? Why any number in any order
 at all? Now? Where is the greenest island off the black coats
 of Spaign? Overset into universal: I am perdrix and upon my
 pet ridge. Oralmus! Way, O way for the autointaxication of
 our town of the Fords in a huddle! Hailfellow some wellmet
 boneshaker or, to ascertain the facts for herself, run up your
 showeryweather once and trust and take the Drumgondola tram
 and, wearing the midlimb and vestee endorsed by the hierarchy
 fitted with ecclastics, bending your steps, pick a trail and stand
 on, say, Aston's, I advise you strongly, along quaith a copy of
 the Seeds and Weeds Act when you have procured one for your-