Touchole Fitz Tuomush

• touch-hole: the part of a cannon to which the fuse is attached

• touch-hole: (slang) a lesbian, a dyke

• hole: arse → HCE on the toilet in his outhouse

• FitzThomas → means "Son of Thomas" (Fitz from the French fils, "son") → Dirty MacDyke

• fits too much

• Thomas → Tom is Shem-Shaun when Shaun is Dick and Shem is Harry
  • Third Census of Finnegans Wake
  • Third Census of Finnegans Wake

• John Thomas: (slang) penis