Vhespers

• vespers: evening prayers

• Hesperus: the Greek god of the evening star

• Vesper: the Roman equivalent

• whispers

• Hesperides: In Greek mythology, nymphs who tend a blissful garden in a far western corner of the world. Hercules;s eleventh labour was to steal the apples from the garden.

• (how faint these first vhespers womanly are, a secret pispigliando, amad the lavurdy den of their manfolker!) the sound women make when they piss is quieter than the din men make in the lavatory