Nearstout

• nearly stout

• near stout: Guinnes

• nears tout: tout means someone who gives tips or solicit bets on a racehorse

• tout (French) everything (“nears tout”, comes close to everything, as HCE - Here Comes Everyone, or all is connected)
  • Note the ‘tout’ in the quoted text of orthophonethics .. colloquially one might say “tried near everything”