User:Commodius victim
Commodius victim has reached page: 56
Commodius victim has cycled through FW a total of: 0 times
Commodius victim is currently: completely mad
Contents
Part I
Chapter 1: a fool (for (re)starting FW)
Chapter 2: mad (for continuing FW)
Chapter 3: completely mad (as a result of FW)
Chapter 4: insane
Chapter 5: persistent (you've got to grant that at least!)
Chapter 6: dedicated
Chapter 7: obsessed
Chapter 8: addicted
Part II
Chapter 1: divorced from reality
Chapter 2: wishing for a method to upload text directly into the brain
Chapter 3: hospitalised, awaiting surgical removal of book from hand
Chapter 4: inopperable: relying on FW more than entire central nervous system
Part III
Chapter 1: a king, probably going to complete this cycle
Chapter 2: an emperor, fearing his overthrow and the upcoming FWithdrawal symptoms
Chapter 3: a god, dissorientated and left doubting his own existence
Chapter 4: One rank above God, pride awaiting the fall
Part IV
Chapter 0: myself and, Two ranks above God, worthy of FW: Contemplating giving the text another spin.