Demum ex stercore turpi cum divi Orionis iucunditate mixto, cocto, frigorique exposito, encaustum sibi fecit indelibile

(Latin:) Finally, from the dung piles that he mixed with the joyful divine Orion [Joyce substitutes the name of Orion for the Latin orina, "urine"], baked, and froze, he made himself an indelible ink.