Difference between revisions of "How to Pull a Good Horuscoup even when Oldsire is Dead to the World"

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Horuscoup: Horus coup/ horoscope. Horus was god of the sky in ancient Egyptian mythology. The "coup" relates to the following taken from Wikipedia:  
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* '''horoscope'''
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* '''Horus coup:''' Horus's castration of Set, and his trickery whereby he gains domination over Egypt. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus
  
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During the overthrow of the hated Hyksos, foreign rulers over Egypt, Set became demonised by the nationalistic fervour, as he had been chosen by the Hyksos as their favourite god. The previous brief enmity between Set and Horus, in which Horus had ripped off one of Set's testicles, was revitalised as a tale representing the conquest over the Hyksos. Since by this time, Set was considered to have been gay, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance, by seducing Horus (with the line how lovely your backside is) and then having Intercrural intercourse with him, in which Set takes the top role. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently cut the hand off, throwing it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Subsequently, Horus secretly masturbates, and deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favourite food (the Egyptians thought that lettuce was phallic, since Egyptian lettuce was hard, long, and released a milk substance when rubbed). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. In consequence, Horus is declared the ruler of Egypt. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus
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* '''Oldsire:''' Osiris was Egyptian god of death and the underworld. Every soul which tried to enter the underworld was said to be Osiris. Therefore "Oldsire" is HCE / Finnegan.
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* '''Oldsire is dead:''' from tehe Egyptian Book of the Dead: "before Osiris was laid in his tomb, his wife Isis, by means of her magical powers, succeeded in restoring him to life temporarily, and made him beget of her an heir, who was called Horus'."
  
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Oldsire: Osiris was Egyptian god of death and the underworld. Every soul which tried to enter the underworld was said to be Osiris. Therefore "Oldsire" is HCE / Finnegan.
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* '''dead to the world:''' asleep
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[[Category: Egyptian antiquity]]
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Dead to the world: phrase meaning 'asleep' ie. 'i was dead to the world'.
 

Latest revision as of 21:28, 25 February 2013

  • Oldsire: Osiris was Egyptian god of death and the underworld. Every soul which tried to enter the underworld was said to be Osiris. Therefore "Oldsire" is HCE / Finnegan.
  • Oldsire is dead: from tehe Egyptian Book of the Dead: "before Osiris was laid in his tomb, his wife Isis, by means of her magical powers, succeeded in restoring him to life temporarily, and made him beget of her an heir, who was called Horus'."
  • dead to the world: asleep
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