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 ing although whitening under restraint in the sititout corner of
 his conservatory, behind faminebuilt walls, his thermos flask and
 ripidian flabel by his side and a [[walrus whiskerbristle]] for a [[tuskpick|tusk-]]
 [[tuskpick|pick]], compiled, while he mourned the flight of his [[wild guineese]],
 a [[long list|long list]] (now feared in part lost) to be kept on file of all abusive
 names he was called (we have been compelled for the rejoicement
 of [[foinne loidies ind]] the humours of [[Milltown]] etcetera by [[Josephine Brewster|Joseph-]]
 [[Josephine Brewster|ine Brewster]] in the [[collision]] known as [[Contrastations]] with [[Inkermann|Inker-]]
 [[Inkermann|mann]] and so on and sononward, lacies in [[loo water]], flee, celestials,
 one clean turv): <i>Firstnighter, Informer, Old Fruit, Yellow Whigger,</i>
 <i>[[Wheatears]], Goldy Geit, Bogside Beauty, Yass We've Had His</i>
 <i>Badannas, York's Porker, Funnyface, At Baggotty's Bend He</i>
 <i>Bumped, Grease with the Butter, Opendoor [[Ospices]], [[Cainandabler]],</i>
 <i>Ireland's Eighth Wonderful Wonder, Beat My Price, Godsoilman</i>
 <i>Moonface the Murderer, Hoary Hairy Hoax, Midnight Sunburst,</i>
 <i>Remove that Bible, Hebdromadary Publocation, Tummer the Lame</i>
 <i>the Tyrannous, Blau Clay, Tight before Teatime, Read Your</i>
 <i>Pantojoke, Acoustic Disturbance, Thinks He's Gobblasst the Good</i>
 <i>Dook of Ourguile, W.D.'s Grace, Gibbering Bayamouth of Dublin,</i>
 <i>His Farther was a Mundzucker and She had him in a Growler,</i>
 <i>[[Burnham and Bailey]], [[Artist]], Unworthy of the Homely Protestant</i>
 <i>Religion, [[Terry Cotter]], You're Welcome to Waterfood, signed the</i>
 <i>Ribbonmen, Lobsterpot Lardling, All for Arthur of this Town,</i>
 <i>Hooshed the Cat from the Bacon, Leathertogs Donald, The Ace</i>
 <i>and Deuce of Paupering, O'Reilly's Delights to Kiss the Man</i>
 <i>behind the Borrel, [[Magogagog]], Swad Puddlefoot, Gouty Ghibeline,</i>
 <i>Loose Luther, [[Hatches Cocks' Eggs]], Muddle the Plan, Luck before</i>
 <i>Wedlock, I Divorce Thee Husband, [[Tanner and a Make]], Go to</i>
 <i>Hellena or Come to Connies, Piobald Puffpuff His Bride, Purged</i>
 <i>out of Burke's, He's None of Me Causin, Barebarean, Peculiar</i>
 <i>Person, Grunt Owl's Facktotem, Twelve Months Aristocrat,</i>
 <i>Lycanthrope, Flunkey Beadle Vamps the Tune Letting on He's</i>
 <i>Loney, Thunder and Turf Married into Clandorf, Left Boot Sent</i>
 <i>on Approval, Cumberer of Lord's Holy Ground, Stodge Arschmann,</i>
 <i>Awnt Yuke, Tommy Furlong's Pet Plagues, Archdukon Cabbanger,</i>
 <i>Last Past the Post, Kennealey Won't Tell Thee off Nancy's Gown,</i>