I'm the Stitch in his Baskside You'd be Nought Without Mom

• "You're the Cream in My Coffee...I'd be lost without you": an American popular song (1928), with music by Ray Henderson, and the lyrics by Buddy DeSylva and Lew Brown.
• backside: arse
• stitch: a intense sudden local pain/ thus "A pain in the arse"
• stitch: a single pass of a needle in sewing

You'd be Nought Without Mom affirms ALP's role as the life-giving feminine principle.