Skirtmisshes

• skirmishes

• skirt → the apron, or praushkeen, worn by ALP → Prankquean

• mish: (cant) shirt, smock, or sheet → the shirt worn by / sheet covering HCE

• mishes → mishe mishe

• skirt .. misses (also ‘piss’ ‘shes’, etc .. an allusion to HCE’s crime in the park)