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Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty
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How he fell with a roll and a rumble
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And curled up like Lord Olofa Crumple
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By the butt of the Magazine Wall,
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;;; (Chorus) Of the Magazine Wall,;
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; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Hump, helmet and all?;
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He was one time our King of the Castle
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Now he's kicked about like a rotten old parsnip.
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And from Green street he'll be sent by order of His Worship
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To the penal jail of Mountjoy
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;;; (Chorus) To the jail of Mountjoy!;
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; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Jail him and joy.;
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He was fafafather of all schemes for to bother us
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Slow coaches and immaculate contraceptives for the populace,
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Mare's milk for the sick, seven dry Sundays a week,
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Openair love and religion's reform,
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;;; (Chorus) And religious reform,;
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; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Hideous in form.;
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Arrah, why, says you, couldn't he manage it?
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I'll go bail, my fine dairyman darling,
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Like the bumping bull of the Cassidys
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All your butter is in your horns.
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;;; (Chorus) His butter is in his horns.;
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; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Butter his horns!;
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(Repeat) Hurrah there, Hosty, frosty Hosty, change that shirt
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Rhyme the rann, the king of all ranns!
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;;; Balbaccio, balbuccio!;
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We had chaw chaw chops, chairs, chewing gum, the chicken-
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Universally provided by this soffsoaping salesman.
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